June 1, 2012   5,158 notes
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tardisbluecrayon:

llenka:

Matt Smith reciting The Gunpowder Plot

My ovaries have just combusted.

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Fact: I don’t reblog images with the US suicide hotline on them as often as other people do, because I live in Australia and come from New Zealand and the numbers are different.

girlyoubetterwakeup:

girlyoubetterwakeup:

So.
Lifeline Australia:

(freecall) 13 11 14
(click here to find more help) 

Lifeline New Zealand: 

(09) 5222 999 (in Auckland)
0800 543 354 (in the rest of the country)
(click here for more New Zealand helplines and counselling services)

Think we can get it into circulation again for everyone who might need it, Tumblr?

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May 31, 2012   23,119 notes
pizzaforpresident:

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

pizzaforpresident:

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

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May 31, 2012   1,165 notes

Promotionals collection

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May 30, 2012   2,447 notes
moriatea:

loadedremains:

I never buy a tabloid but today I did. Strange.

 #WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH

moriatea:

loadedremains:

I never buy a tabloid but today I did. Strange.

 #WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH

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weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

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brandolph:

He’s so dapper. 

brandolph:

He’s so dapper. 

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